You come to a door. It is an ornate thing, heavy and dark, in every way marked as a thing of importance. You put your ear to it, and you can just make out a faint music inside, a lilting melody that almost seems to beckon you onward.
You step inside, and find chaos. The room is so busily ornate that your eyes struggle to rest on a single object. The walls are painted a rich, dark green. The rug on the floor is thick and plush. And pushed against every wall, in every nook and cranny and shelf and cabinet, are wonders. They invite you to curiosity, and to laughter, and to dancing.
You pick up the box and find that it is fastened shut with an inset combination lock. You turn it over, looking for some clue, and find the following inscription: